List of "Doug the type of guy who..." Jokes

A list of comments from Doug Demuro's Youtube videos :

-Doug is the type of guy who will sit next to you on a empty bus.
-Doug the type of guy to pull down his pants all the way just to fart.
-Doug the type of guy to read all the terms and conditions before playing a game
-Doug is the kind of guy that lays on his TV and watches his bed.
-Doing is the kind of guy to lick his finger while flipping a page, on an iPad.
-Doug is the Type of guy who parks next to you, to block your door.
-Doug is the type of guy to try and buy a 911 by calling 911.
-Doug the type of guy to open a bag of chips with scissors.
Doug, the kind of guy who refers to a van as an 'enclosed pickup truck'.
-Doug the type of guy that gets excited about seeing the sun today.
-Doug the type of guy to brag about a grey interior.
-Doug the type of guy to bring his own pepper grinder to Olive Garden.
-Doug the type of guy to set up a radio show in a Kia Telluride.
-Doug the type of guy to come out of a shower with a towel wrapped around his head
-Doug the type of guy to spit on his own car so he can clean it.
-Doug the type of guy to a rent a car to go on a date.
-Doug is the type of guy to give you the shirt off his back, because he's got four more under it.
-Doug, the type of guy who wants five children just to have fun with the Driver Talk.
-Doug, the kind of guy who cleans the air vents with a cue tip & makes sure they all face magnetic north.
-Doug the type of guy to yell "QUIRKS AND FEATURES" over a store intercom as a prank.
-Doug the type of guy who pee in the shower.
-Doug the type of guy that trips over a wireless controller.
-Doug the type of guy to give "Doug the type of guy" jokes a dougscore.
-Doug is the type of guy to read from the owners manual to his kids before bed.
-Doug the type of guy to call the police on a tornado for destroying private property.
-Doug, the type of guy to put up a video of a family SUV before a video of a McLaren F1.
-Doug the type of guy who farts’ and give it a DougScore.
-Doug the type of guy to compliment someone's package.
-Doug the kind of person to pay a hooker to give him a hug.
-Doug is the type of guy to wear Crocs with socks.
-Doug the type of guy to buy and store a Kia as a future barn find
-Doug is the type of guy to edit his videos for his channel with his iPhone.
-Doug the type of guy to wash his hands before peeing.
-Doug is the type of guy that pulls his shorts down to his ankles to take a piss.
-Doug the the type of guy to car jack someone and then give the police a review of its quirks and features when he gets arrested.
-Doug is the type of guy to bake car shape cookies and make the rev sound while eating them.
-Doug the type of dude to listen to the fast and furious soundtrack while doing 5mph under the speed limit in his Ford GT.
-Doug, the type of guy to tuck his t-shirt inside his underwear.
-Doug is the type of guy to claim every new car, out in the market, to be the best new car.
-Doug is the kind of guy to review a near identical car that he did a year ago in the same colour, near identical doug score, and the only quirk different is the sunroof.
-Doug the type of guy to put his mclaren key on the same keyring as his prius.
-Doug's the type of guy to get very irritated from all of the "Doug's the type of guy" comments.
-Doug the type of guy to buy walmart underwear to save money for gasoline in his Ford GT.
-Doug the type of guy to take off his shirt while peeing.
-Doug the type of guy to drive Forklift to pickup girls.
-Doug the type of guy to stop at red lights when playing GTA.

-Doug, the type of guy to try to shake hands with a blind kid.
-Doug the type of guy to break into a car to steal the owners manual.
-Doug the type of guy to iron his underwear.
-Doug is the type of guy to put plastic bottles in the dishwasher.
-Doug the type of guy to bring 18 people to an 18+ movie.
-Doug is the type of guy to hold the door open for himself and say thank you.
-Doug is the the type of guy to point out a stripper's quirks and features then give her a Doug score instead of a tip.
-Doug is the kind of guy who goes trolling in passive mode in GTA Online.
-Doug the type of guy to say that the hooker just wasn't worth $150.
-Doug is the type of guy who showers with swimming trunks.
-Doug the type of guy to pull his pants down to fart.
-Doug’s the type of guy to fart in the toilet and flush after.
-Doug, the kinda guy to steal your girl, then send you a video of all her quirks and features.
-Doug is the type of guy who uses his hair dryer as a microphone while standing in the bathroom in front of the mirror and listening to backstreet boys.